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Joke of the Day

"If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies"

"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."

"Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles"

"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger But she did move to California in 1849..."

"A lady asked me where my adopted son came from and I said if she doesn't know by now where babies come from it's not my place to tell her"

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."

"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"

"There are two fish in a tank, one says to the other ""do you know how to drive this thing"""