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Joke of the Day

"Murphy asked Paddy... Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."

"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."

"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. Whats black on top and white on bottom? rape."

"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."