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Joke of the Day

"Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes? He lost his sense of humerus."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"How do make a hipster sweat... make 'em wear a wool sweater before it was cool."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""

"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"

"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."

"Just had curried pelican for lunch... Not bad, but the bill was enormous."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"I don't like Holocaust jokes... I do Nazi why they're funny, Anne Frankly they're quite offensive. EDIT: a word"