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Joke of the Day
"Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip? ...because lions only understand .rars"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"
"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."
"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."
"Q: What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."
"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."