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Joke of the Day
"Four Redditors... ...six opinions."
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"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"I like to abbrev."
"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""
"Like father, like son Son: Dad, why do people suffer so much in life? Dad: ... for the final five push-ups."
"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"
"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
"What are some canned retorts that can be funny in many situations, like ""that's what she said"" or ""let's not and say we did""?"