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Joke of the Day
"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."
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"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."
"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."
"I saw two guys having a fight on the train. So, being a bouncer, I dealt with the situation accordingly. I just stood there looking like a cunt."
"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."
"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"