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Joke of the Day

"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."

"*high fives self* *misses*"

"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."

"Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf."

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the bulb, the other to hold the cock, uh, penis, I mean, uh, ladder."

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."

"The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99* Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind Redditor!"