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Joke of the Day

"How to spell ""me"" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word ""ME"" for him. She says, ""M-E"". The man says, ""But you forgot the D!"" ""But there's no ""D"" in ""ME""!"" He says, ""Not yet.."""

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside."

"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""

"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your wife back, your dog back, your house back..."

"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"