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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes"
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"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" -To ""To who?"" -To *whom*"
"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"
"What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies."
"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"
"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""FUCK?"" Get one to yell ""BINGO!"""
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prosti-toot"
"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."