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"What do you call a American football team full of retards? Special teams"
"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."
"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."