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Joke of the Day

"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."

"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."

"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."

"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"

"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."

"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."