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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."

"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"

"Two wives talking about sex The first asks 'Do you smoke after sex with your husband?' 'I don't know' replies the second 'I've never looked'."

"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."

"If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat."

"Dirtiest joke ever told A pig rolled in the mud"

"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"