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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."
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"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."
"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""
"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"
"I taught my parents something today... They learned from their mistake."
"Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)"
"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."
"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"