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Joke of the Day

"What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse."

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."

"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"

"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?"

"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"

"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"

"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"