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Joke of the Day
"I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check"
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"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"
"When does a fisherman offend you the most? When he's completely out of line"
"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"
"A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"
"Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. - Respirational Tweet"
"origin stories: spiderman: bitten by spider green hornet: bitten by green hornet gambit: bitten by a gam magneto: bitten by magnetic toe"
"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."