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Joke of the Day
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up"
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"I make bad jokes This is one of them."
"Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi"
"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."
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