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Joke of the Day
"I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing."
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"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, ""What's the word on the street?"""
"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"
"Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky ""You up?"""
"Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."
"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."
"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."
"Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat their fingers separately."