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Joke of the Day
"I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing."
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"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."
"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."
"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."
"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."
"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""
"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"