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Joke of the Day
"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."
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"true romantic: I wonder what they're like in bed (bath and beyond)"
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."
"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."
"Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t"" Prince Harry"
"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"
"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s."
"A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners... On the way out the lady at the counter says ""Come again!"" The blonder replies ""No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"""