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"What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta."
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"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."
"One time I walked in on my brother, masturbating. We locked eyes for what felt like forever. Then he yelled, ""Why the hell are you masturbating!?"""
"I was cooking a dish with onions in it and my friend cried. I only now realized recently that she wasn't raising that dog for food."
"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot"
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."
"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."