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Joke of the Day
"Why did the letter D kill all the Jews He's a not C."
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"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."
"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"
"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"
"What noise does a train say when it eats Chew Chew *crap joke*"
"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."
"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."
"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"