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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into his house... A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"What do you get when you cross a bell with a piece of shit? Dung."

"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("

"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."

"How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is."

"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"

"Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now."

"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."