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Joke of the Day

"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."

"TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub."

"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"

"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"An egg sits perfectly balanced on the apex of a roof, the wind blows south, which way does the egg fall? Down. The egg falls down."

"My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I'm not sure. I ate like 90 of them."

"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"

"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."

"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"