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"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"
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"When I am president, it will be legal to grab the waists of slow and distracted pedestrians on cell phones and race them along."
"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."