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Joke of the Day

"I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth"

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"

"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."

"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"What do you call a basement full of progressives? A whine cellar."

"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."