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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."

"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"

"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."

"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"

"which is the best key on keyboard?"

"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."