152034
Joke of the Day
"Love is like a machine... ...sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it."
Next Joke
"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."
"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"
"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"The homeless problem would be solved if. . . . . the Big Issue had tits in it."
"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"
"I knew someone who was frozen to absolute Zero once... He was 0K"
"My friend got a bad haircut today. I told him it will grow on him."
"What do you call the president when he is rolling down a snowy hill? An Obama-nable snowman"
"Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat."