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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"
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"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."
"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."
"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""
"Who cares if you break a damn mirror. If you think 7 years of bad luck is hell, try breaking a condom."
"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""