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Joke of the Day

"What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know I wasn't invited !"

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not."

"My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego"

"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."

"6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?"

"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."