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Joke of the Day
"My aunt passed away recently... She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome."
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"My wife doesn't like communism jokes. I capitalize on'em."
"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"
"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."
"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""
"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"
"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."
"Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""