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Joke of the Day
"Harambe jokes... Can we kill them too?"
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"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"
"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."
"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""
"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"
"Maybe don't show me a picture if you don't want me to rate your baby."
"My wife's just like my kids... Imaginary"
"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"