230301

Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of a race riot All of the free sports jerseys"

"My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science."

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"JOCKEY: ""Watch me whip"" HORSE: ""Watch me neigh neigh"""

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)"

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness? The border."

"CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though"

"You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks."