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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] How did you lose your last job? ""I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future."" Sir, this is McDonald's."

"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"

"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"

"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."

"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."

"Sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers. It's not a big deal really"