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Joke of the Day
"Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa..."
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"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."
"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"
"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."
"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill. It was over nein thousand."
"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"
"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."
"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."