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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow some of his Disney movies But he's never gonna give you Up"

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."

"Coming this Christmas, an ageing misogynist and his quest to correct all women in his path. Hugh Grant stars in ""Actually, Love""."

"What did Mr. Marijuana say to Mrs. Marijuana when she asked if her dress makes her look fat? ""I'll be blunt..."""

"Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT"

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"

"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"