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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."
Next Joke
"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."
"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"
"This cab driver has zero clue that ive played crazy taxi extensively and am critiquing his every move"
"Yosemite Sam would use the N-word."
"What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso."
"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"