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Joke of the Day
"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."
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"Tell the dude at Starbucks your name is Poison Coffee, and when he calls your name, fall out of your chair onto the floor."
"What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night? Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think."
"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"
"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."
"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."
"I hate niggers"
"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"