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Joke of the Day

"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."

"I put the ""m"" in illiterate"

"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."

"What did God say to Jesus? This lawn ain't gonna mow itself."

"You love him. Your parents approve him. He buys you flowers and chocolate. He wrote you a poem that rhymes ""wood"" with ""food."""

"Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore? Because PETA will freak out."

"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"

"There's a fat man in a schoolyard. A mother approaches him and asks: ""Are you waiting for a child?"" So he replies: ""No, I'm just fat"""

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets."