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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite one or two line joke? (X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there"

"""Hustle back on defense you lazy bastard!"" screamed the 300 lb guy at the TV in this sports bar eating onion rings at 10:30 AM."

"Flipped the entire family off while they had their eyes closed during grace."

"What makes women who own dogs such hot girlfriend material is that you KNOW that foxy mama is used to picking up turds"

"BLIND DINOSAUR Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us."

"What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? Handicappn."

"I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom"

"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"

"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"

"I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend."