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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw."

"If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake... would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?"

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."

"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"

"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."

"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."

"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'"

"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"

"have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song? black and yellow"

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."