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Joke of the Day

"Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet."

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"Toilets can be so full of shit sometimes."

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."

"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."

"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""

"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet."

"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"