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Joke of the Day

"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"

"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"

"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"

"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."

"I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes"

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"Q: What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? A: party poopers"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"