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Joke of the Day

"*returns lost dog* Lady: That's not him. He was white Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"

"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"

"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"

"What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!"

"Why did the man throw his clock out the window? Cause the cheating bitch ducked."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"

"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"

"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."