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Joke of the Day

"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."

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"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."
"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."
"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
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"Why did the woman get stoned off her ass? Sharia Law."
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"