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Joke of the Day

"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"

"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"

"I can bench 170 lbs. And by that I mean I can sit myself down on a bench in a pretty park."

"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."

"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."

"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."

"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."

"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."