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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"
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"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."
"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."
"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."
"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"
"Why was the man with no arms or legs the BEST party host? Because no matter what, when you get to the front door you will always see a welcome Matt."
"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."
"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."