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Joke of the Day

"Why are fat girls so good at giving head? Because they have to be."

"Jesus: ""Is it time for the second coming yet dad?"" God: ""I'll just give Kanye the Holy Spirit. Already thinks he's me."" Both: ""LOLOLOLOL"""

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"What do you call a guy who plays Fallout? A Fall Out Boy."

"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"

"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."

"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."

"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 companies were interested. I said gas, electric, and cable."