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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And then a staircase. I don't think hes alright, can someone get a doctor?"

"whats the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only fit one dick in a condom."

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive? Because they don't come with a manual"

"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? TWO worms in your apple!"

"Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!"

"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."

"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."