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Joke of the Day
"Please, I can't handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy."
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"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
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"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep"