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Joke of the Day

"Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg"

"My wife called me mean... ... so I called her average."

"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."

"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now"

"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"