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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between reddit and 9gag? A week"
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"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes"
"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."
"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"
"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 3 episodes."
"*sees a cat yawning* How the hell can you be tired?"
"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"
"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"
"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."
"What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off? NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!"