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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
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"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow"
"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""