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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"

"(True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... ""Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?"""

"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."

"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain."

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."

"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."

"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."